phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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sh1ttt-happens:

va-liente:

"…it was like hearing every goodbye ever said to me - said all at once"
Lang Leav


this hurts.
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nitrqin:

★ paler than u ★
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